White Lightning Axiom: Redux

It's been a while since I've been cursed ... figures it would be the Maleficient Alex!

Were you born before the end of the first Gulf war?
Yes. Oh, wait ... did you mean the First Gulf war?

Childhood nickname?
"Get off my Lawn!"

Historical person you have the biggest crush on?
Condi Rice ... dude, she is totally going down in history ... rwaaar!

How about admire?
Well, all things considered, there are 3 ppl who managed to generate a pretty good legacy: Plato, Abraham and Paul Bunyon. What? Oh, ok. Just 2 then.

Favorite type of candy?
Canada mints. Grandma would give them to my brother and I. Tasted like pepto bismo but they bring back such great memories.

Favorite foreign country?
Holy Bohemian Empire.

Fish or chicken?
I'm from Minnesota, must you ask?

Do you have your own perfume line?
Akin to Alex, it's called 'Pull my finger'.

Have you ever written a children's book?
Counting this blog? No.

Have you been in a movie based on a book?
Maybe. As an unwitting extra on the streets of NYC. Always a damn car up on the curb ... can't Movie Policemen park their car like regular citizens!? Sheesh.

Ever posed nude for a photo?
Unwittingly, yes. Mom took it.

Guiltiest pleasure?
Beef Jerky ... by the bag.

Your best nonguilty pleasure, then?
Chopping wood.

What are you allergic to?
Bullets.

Worst pickup line you've heard?
"Uppy! Uppy!"
My kids say it every time they want to be picked up. Works almost every time.

Were you bar mitzvahed?
Errrr, I'm a Goy.

Have you ever cried during a TV interview?
You are confusing me with someone who is not a sociopath.

If they made a movie of your life, who would play you?
Deep Blue. Queen to Rook-7.

Pet peeve?
People ... Yeah, that about caps it.

If you weren't doing what you do, what job would you like to have?
Parent to world dictators. Oh, you said "like to have" ... not "will be doing".
Either way, it's inevitable.

Place you will never be found?
Holy Bohemian Empire.

Why did you participate in this tagging?
Blind loyalty.


Tagerisms:hmmm .... Tyron, Toni and Deb-Deb. Yeah, spread the pain.

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