Tuesday, April 19, 2005
Minnesota Humor from Minnesotans from Minnesotans
Sometimes, you can be too close to the fire to notice and sometimes you just like the change of pace from freezing your lobes off while Ice fishing. Thnx to Toni over at MyView for this one:
- The weather is usually 80% of your conversation.
You call highways "freeways."
Snow tires came standard on your car.
You've never taken public transportation.
75% of your graduating high school class went to the University of Minnesota.
You assume when you say "The Cities" people know where you're talking about.
You can list all the "-dales."
People from other states love to hear you say words with "o"s in them.
In a conversation you've heard someone say "yah sure, you betcha" and you didn't laugh.
You know what Mille Lacs is and how to spell it.
You have fish boiled in lye for Christmas.
You know what "uff-da" means and how to use it properly.
You've frozen your tongue on a metal handrail before.
You own an ice house, a snowmobile, and a 4 wheel drive vehicle.
You have gone trick-or-treating in 3 feet of snow.
You've not only walked across a lake, you've driven across one.
Everyone you know has a cabin or, at least, access to one.
You have friends who schedule their wedding in the middle of January without a thought about weather conditions.
Your local Dairy Queen is closed from December through February.
Your town isn't trying to be ironic when it plans a "winter carnival."
You laugh out loud every time you see a news report about a blizzard shutting down the entire East Coast.
You think happiness is owning a "piece of lakeshore."
You never meet any celebrities except The "BODY"
You know what and where "Dinkytown" is.
When you talk about "opener" you are not talking about cans.
You have refused to buy something because it's too "spendy."
Your town has an equal number of bars and churches.
You (or your parents) voted for Mondale.
You've seen "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" in Uptown.
You know that everyone has a city preference -- Minneapolis or St. Paul.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Minnesota.
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