Wednesday, January 19, 2005
Turnpike of Doooom
Well, it has begun. The snow is falling and I have already heard of at least one accident on the turnpike. The morons are advancing on our positions, I intend on calling in artillery and air support. A call to activate the Invisible Elite Cyborg Ninja Attack Team for immediate reinforcements and command extraction. It looks like Interstate 95 is a lost asset.